I offer this tale in the spirit of 'Urban Folklore'. In no way can I vouche for its authenticity and I accept all credit/blame for any poetic license. I hope I do not one is offended, my intent is just fun. There may be enough substance here for the peng-meisters to sink their teeth into.
Cheng Man Ching was doing an exibition in the Pennsylvania Coal Country. He was accepting challengers from the crowd. For a long time, none of them were successful. No one could budge Cheng Man Ching. As Cheng Man Ching's sucesses mounted, a mummur grow in the crowd. After a while, this noise coalesced into a chant of Chick, Chick, Chick... Finally, a mountain of a man emerges slowly from the crowd and mounts the platform. At 6'5" and 350 pounds Chick drawfed Cheng Man Ching. Cheng Man Ching offered his arm up and Chick proceeded with two hands and slow small deliberate steps to push Cheng Man Ching across stage much like he pushed a coal car down in the mines each day. Cheng Man Ching held his posture but was unable to do much more than smell his shoes smoke below him.
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